F**king love island

Unleash the inner fuck up, unleash the truly fucked up entertainer, give the masses what they really desire….. or don’t? Just don’t give me mediocrity and tell me it’s quality.

So fuck pop culture and fuck shame….. I love love island! What’s not to love right? Watching what may as well be a documentary of the lasting intellectual impact of growing up beautiful…. don’t get me wrong I’m not about labelling people dumb or smart or anything really but FUCK!

So can I just ask WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO TV? When did this happen? I fear for the children growing up in a life where their role models are muscled up dickheads or dumbasses with fake tits who star in a show designed to glamourise their lives…. or a dating show where they are forced into a house to fuck on camera (if it’s a good year) and consistently only talk about the game. So what happened?

So my suggestion…. fuck the do-gooders and Give me 6 months without anyone to stop me doing as I like? 6 months you could do some fucked up shows right?

Imagine a world with cold turkey big brother, where a group of heroin addicts are placed in the big brother house…. same kind of thing where they do challenges but this time they get a little fix… I’ve not thought the whole thing through but you see the idea?

Even love island but with sex addicts…. least I’d get to see them fuck right (don’t look down on me we all thought it).

Back again to the fucking regulatory lives we now live, we could be living a life of entertainment heaven if it wasn’t for the fucking dullard regulatory bodies repressing the creative minds from really laying the sickest angles of our lives on the line in the name of TV.

So my true hope is that one day soon we will get to see “fuck island” or “big dealer” but something says that we won’t be…. either way maybe it’s a sign it’s time to abandon the tv and live a real life.

Love you homies

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