Fucking bureaucracy! Fuck you!

In a world of red tape and rules we get a fun new game to play… they call it bureaucracy.

I deal with this a lot, I work in the emergency services where bureaucracy is absolutely rife. We create forms for EVERYTHING! We spend hours and hours filling in forms and for what?

It’s laughable! I have a new game, it’s called “the why game”. Spend a moment to ask what on Earth is this for? Who does it Benefit? Is there any point to this? Honestly I’ve found that 9/10 times the answer is “it makes someone’s job of tracking what you’re doing or where things are just a little easier”… well please can I be the first one to say FUCK YOU! Often if you’re lucky, you get to write it up on different forms explaining the same thing….. OH SHITTING JOY!

My favourite new job is record keeping, in my job there’s a lot of health and safety…. I spend my days writing bullshit stories just in case I ever end up in the dock explaining my competence to a judge…. this is useful maybe but please can I just take a moment to admit I AM LYING!

The crazy thing is for an hour activity I’ll write about it for hours and hours…. it’s upsettingly pointless.

Honestly it’s all bullshit! I make most of it up… I touch a ladder and write up some description of tail where I was performing acrobatics from the head….. I do it constantly, as does everyone. It’s the problem with measuring productivity with bureaucracy…. it is easier to lie and fuck it all off than do the work.

So here’s to form HSFS3, contemporaneous notes, unhelpful bureaucrats and the form library…. FUCK YOU, I hope you burn in hell fire.

Also if my boss ever reads this… I regret nothing! Fuck you I’m not writing that shit anymore!

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